Inappropriate and Love: Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there...

By Michelle - 03/08/2011 06:01 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

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Close shave

By Gears - 29/04/2019 16:00

Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML

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Cougar

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

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By shininghayley - 15/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML

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By thanks dad - 04/01/2018 19:00

Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML

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Chris Hansen time

By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML

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You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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Grown up

By ugh - 14/08/2012 16:52 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

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Dad jokes FTW!

By rositaleigh - 01/07/2019 00:06

Today, my father and I were out in town when a lady walked up and commented on what a great looking couple we were. My dad puts his arm around me and says "Thank you! We've been together for 17 years." FML

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BADDiam 4

Wednesday 3 August 2011 15:55

Parents sometimes shit on our moods.

Bonghittinglover 3

Wednesday 3 August 2011 15:57

protective moms.. Better than having a mom that doesn't give a shit about you.

Comments

DeadxManxWalking 27

Wednesday 3 August 2011 16:44

Does he know her bluff?

volsfan30 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 16:54

... And boom goes the dynamite

Ugi 26

Wednesday 3 August 2011 16:56

Your mother is fantastic - I'll have to remember that one!

onelove4u 7

Wednesday 3 August 2011 17:06

Your mom is an asshole! why do you go bowling with your parents?

RockstarRN 10

Wednesday 3 August 2011 17:07

I love your mom!

jren207 24

Wednesday 3 August 2011 17:18

Are you sure you're 17?

amayalives4music 1

Wednesday 3 August 2011 18:08

Exactly.

hiiithere 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 17:19

well, have a good day bc its mah bdayyy!!

imcutefml 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 17:28

How is he working at 13years old i thought it was 16 min in us

that_one_guy14 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 17:38

Wow youre a dumbass the mom said the girl was 13 not the guy working there

geekometer96 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:47

The min is 14 with a workers permit, but without a workers permit (it just clarifies child labor laws) you cant work until 16, under 16 you can work for only a set amount of hours (again child labor laws)