By johnnydoe6969 - 20/11/2011 23:51 - United States

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Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 14

Well, that'd be depressing if it was a "short" night.

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Mr_Matsubayashi 7

"To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement" Cause nothing impresses a lady like showing them you need help to get it up.

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leadman1989 15

**********... problem solved. No on deserves painful boners.

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J3R3MYY 14

Lol never thought of that.. *Roll over (snap)* "aaaaahh shit!"

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RedPillSucks 31

Well, he's probably going to have a 4 hr boner. He'd peel the skin off before he was satisfied.

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FYLDeep 25

"A certain male enhancement supplement"... Did you drink a Powerthirst?

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Unnecessarily booming voiceover: Preposterous amounts of Testosteron! PREPOSTERONE! Lol, the memories.

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mojo87 14

Science, energy, science, energy, electrolyes, turbolytes, powerlytes, more lights than your body has room for. You’ll be so fast, mother nature will be like, “Sloooooowwww dooowwwwnn.” And you’ll be like, “**** you!” and kick her in the face with your energy legs. You’ll have so much energy, energy (aaaahhhhh!) just running all the time. Power running, power lifting, power sweeping, power dating, power eating, power laughing, power spawning babies. You’ll have so many babies. 400 babies.

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False_Stupidity 41

SOTY, there should be an E on the end of testosterone, it must have fallen off, but that's ok, I found it and glued it back on for you. See, all shiny. :-)

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lolthatscute 0

that was clever..

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wagonbacker9 8

Am I the only one who doesn't see the problem here? Wrap it... And grow up.

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BeatlesObsessed 12

That doesn't necessarily mean the girl would want to do it anyways.

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Mr_Matsubayashi 7

"To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement" Cause nothing impresses a lady like showing them you need help to get it up.

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helloello 2

I'm sure he didn't take the pill right in front of her.... Does anyone?

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helloello 2

Also people don't always take em to get it up. Some do so it'll stay harder longer and they can keep going for longer.

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enopola 5

Someone seems far to eager to defend his soft boners.

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ck11_fml 1

Yeah... I don't get why you'd take that shit anyway unless you're old. If you're still young and don't have something wrong with you, then you should be able to get it up and keep it up at least a few times in a row. if you rely on pills for that... your life sucks in a lot of different ways

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ellakacyme22 6

Why did you feel the need for a supplemend, or were you feeling you can't get it up

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breadfruit 0

I don't know of any girls that menstruate out of their bum... Or their mouth. Or their ear.

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heylesha 8

When im on my period id rather be f**ked normally then in my 'bum' Just saying.

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RedPillSucks 31

"Or her ear"??? How desperate would one have to be to think of that? *Honey, you could have an orgy. You've got 6 holes. That's you, me, and five other guys to have fun with. Waddaya say? Huh?*

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breadfruit 0

Sorry, lame joke in retrospect. I do not condone the use of alternative but just as - if not more - painful orifices when a woman is on her period.

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zander4310 5

that was a good comment..till the "or ears" part

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