By johnnydoe6969 - 20/11/2011 23:51 - United States

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Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 14

Well, that'd be depressing if it was a "short" night.

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Mr_Matsubayashi 7

"To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement" Cause nothing impresses a lady like showing them you need help to get it up.

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Popatopagain 0

Stroke it, or she stroke it, it better yet tell her to roll over and spread em

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Epic_Times 10

FYL indeed. OP you deserve better then that cheating gold digging bitch of a wife. You should get a lawyer divorce her and make your boss pay. As for your daughter, she sounds like a manipulative bitch. Sorry OP try to mend thing with your daughter and tell her to do what's right. Kick your wife to the curb.

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MissOEStar 0

Ummm wrong OP.........

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greatness101 0

That awkward moment when you reply to the wrong FML post...

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RedPillSucks 31

Oh come on. Lets be inventive and see how it applies. Clearly, OP went camping with his cheating wife who conveniently decided she was on her "period" when she saw the raging manhood caused when the manipulative bitch of a daughter replaced OPs vitamins (hey, those are male enhancements too!) with some viagra. It's easy to mistake the blue Barney for the other blue pill. OP was forced to lay there with a raging hardon and an iron deficiency. Not a good camping experience.

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MissOEStar 0

What are you a 60 year old?

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ninjuh_wingman 29

You're already sleeping with her. Why do you need to take male enhancement pills to impress her? She already knows what size it actually is.

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mojo87 14

The "male supplement" doesn't enhance size, it just increases the amount of time he's up for.

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llamalpaca382 13

Does it really matter what kind of iPhone is?

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sinking_fish 12

Just because your comment was very untrue and people buried it in dislikes doesn't mean you have to pretend your iPhone "3G" messed up and made you comment on this.. :p

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Epic_Times 10

Sucks to be you though OP cause most girls don't want sex while on their monthlies.

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cinderella10383 6

So not true majority of *Women* love sex on their period we are all past the gross part of it

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iRiS890 5

Pretty sure none of you can speak for "most girls". To each their own...

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xXNickiiBabyXx 11

Ah thats no good lol ah i hope it wasnt too long a night....that must have been akward too

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Wandering_Ninja 8

When the river runs red, take the dirt road instead.

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kingbling11 12

When the river runs red, take the dirt track instead!

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rofflewaffle 9

I would never go camping on my period! Gross! No showers, no bathrooms or just port a potties, not to mention animals can be attracted by the smell of blood.

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TraceCase_ 19

Last campground I went to had nice bathrooms and shower rooms. We still slept in tents and got the full roughing it experience other than that. Typically, these things are planned pretty far in advance. You can't possibly plan around everyone's periods, but choose your campground wisely and you'll be all right.

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saksxalmo 20

#80 is right. It's just a period, not a disability.

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lolthatscute 0

i thought only sharks could smell blood.. "oh no guys its a killer shark coming through the trees."

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