By beleria - 23/04/2012 22:41 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. As I was leaning in to pick up some produce, someone viciously slapped me on the butt. I whirled around and nobody was anywhere in sight. Now I'm starting to worry that I'm losing my mind. FML
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linkinpark98 23

Maybe you're just considered really attractive by the ghost who owns the fruit section. ;)

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bigredhokiefan 1

DocBastard, that's the hardest I've laughed in a long time, thank you oh Lord of the FML comments.

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tinkdatank 15

I did it!!!! :D I'm a ninja!!!! >.

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squirrel1215 5

You can't be a ninja! Ninjas don't give away the fact that they're ninjas! Lies! :O

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The_Weirdo 10

What is that is his trap!?! Reverse psychology! There is only one way to get him before he gets us, we must get th...

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The_DoritoNinja 4

Oh are we ? I get no reception from my storage room.

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kingsley_fml 8

A lot of the commenters claim to have been the snapper. I think it's time that some finger prints be taken.

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Archay 13

Noor, you don't know he's a ninja which means he's a ninja!!

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smydiwannafthata 5

So you never heard of butt ninjas?

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hqbrat 8

The voices said you have a nice a$$

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nemo88 8

Maybe you got shoot with a rubber band.

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