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By Interview tragedy - 17/12/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2013 17:59 - United States - Wallingford

Today, while despairing over having been rejected for my dream job, I received an email asking me to come back in for another interview. Then they called me to say they accidentally sent the email to all the applicants, and that they definitely aren't interested. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2020 05:02

Today, I went to the bathroom after a terrible job interview. My interviewer walked in with another guy, talking about my interview, saying he was obviously going to hire the other guy because my odd-sounding name was too hard to pronounce, yet alone spell in multiple emails. FML

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Thursday 17 December 2009 19:12

I figure you didn't get it huh? This is why you should be nice to people. ;)

dudeitsdanny 9

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:23

That's why you're nice offline AND online, when people can see your picture ;D You never know who you're chatting with. You were on a dating site, too, after all. You both needed to get a life, if that's why you told him that. The only difference is you have no life or job. He has no life, but he has HIS job, and the power over YOUR job. Next time, I think a simple, "I'm sorry, but you're not my type." will suffice, won't it?

Comments

Starfire22 5

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:36

Karmas a bitch, huh op?

anonacs 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:58

Why would you tell someome on a dating ste to get a life? The point is for people to attempt to hook up. Stupid bitch.

floorstoo 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 20:02

sucks to be u

f_alltheirlives 3

Thursday 17 December 2009 20:04

Did you reject the secretary too?

mawoo_fml 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 20:20

****

bibbler 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 20:22

did you get the job then?

deaditegirl 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 20:24

YDI for being a bitch.

Sammara 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 20:31

YDI for telling someone on the dating site you're on to get a life. You're looking to get a life just like the one he's looking to get.

Thunderbender 2

Thursday 17 December 2009 20:38

You go on a dating site and you tell someone to get a life? Thats like Tiger Woods telling you to keep it in your pants.

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 20:44

YDI for using a dating site. sorry for being so "narrow minded" but it's much easier to have a relationship when you see the person in real life and can talk with them most everyday. no actually, I'm not sorry at all for expressing my opinion and if you don't agree, tough. that's what the comments section is for.