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By Interview tragedy - 17/12/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2020 05:02

Today, I went to the bathroom after a terrible job interview. My interviewer walked in with another guy, talking about my interview, saying he was obviously going to hire the other guy because my odd-sounding name was too hard to pronounce, yet alone spell in multiple emails. FML

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Thursday 17 December 2009 19:12

I figure you didn't get it huh? This is why you should be nice to people. ;)

dudeitsdanny 9

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:23

That's why you're nice offline AND online, when people can see your picture ;D You never know who you're chatting with. You were on a dating site, too, after all. You both needed to get a life, if that's why you told him that. The only difference is you have no life or job. He has no life, but he has HIS job, and the power over YOUR job. Next time, I think a simple, "I'm sorry, but you're not my type." will suffice, won't it?

Comments

CheerRivera 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 22:59

fyl...damn that suxx

lasage_fml 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:30

you know you tell him to get a life...meanwhile you also happen to be on a dating website.

Do_that_reject 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:42

a**hole

wallythedolly 0

Friday 18 December 2009 0:34

Yeah, anyone who is on an online dating site has no right to tell someone else to get a life.

ashiiya 0

Friday 18 December 2009 0:41

You rejecting the guy and saying that isn't really the problem, life just hates us xD it plays these sick tricks on us. I will say though, that the fact you're on a dating site in the first place is questionable. I know many people use it and it's your choice to do so, but as such, you should be expecting such people on a site like that.

Stumblebum30 5

Friday 18 December 2009 0:42

So if the guy interviewing you was the one you had been rejecting... why did the front desk secretary give you a dirty look when you first walked in? this story isn't adding up for me.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Friday 18 December 2009 2:02

That was my first thought exactly! I don't understand how the secretary ties into this story ... unless he's the boss and the secretary at the same time :D

naemaeri 0

Friday 18 December 2009 8:31

I'm thinking that the boss told the secretary about the dating website when he realized that the OP was applying for the job. Sometimes people do talk about their lives (or lack there of) at the work place.

armandoX113 0

Friday 18 December 2009 0:55

hahaha fyl for being on a dating website and telling HIM to get a life

natedog12 0

Friday 18 December 2009 2:15

YDI and **** you for being a bitch to him. Why'd you have to tell him to get a life? Dumbass cuntrag

schwinn11 0

Friday 18 December 2009 2:15

you would've been a shoe-in, but no, you had to have standards. And now it's your fault this guy is a fat, ugly, prick that can't get laid.

tinydancerxo 0

Friday 18 December 2009 3:12

Why does the secretary know who he talks to on dating websites? Also, you must not have that awesome of a life either if you have to have n account on a dating website as well.