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By Interview tragedy - 17/12/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2020 05:02

Today, I went to the bathroom after a terrible job interview. My interviewer walked in with another guy, talking about my interview, saying he was obviously going to hire the other guy because my odd-sounding name was too hard to pronounce, yet alone spell in multiple emails. FML

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Thursday 17 December 2009 19:12

I figure you didn't get it huh? This is why you should be nice to people. ;)

dudeitsdanny 9

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:23

That's why you're nice offline AND online, when people can see your picture ;D You never know who you're chatting with. You were on a dating site, too, after all. You both needed to get a life, if that's why you told him that. The only difference is you have no life or job. He has no life, but he has HIS job, and the power over YOUR job. Next time, I think a simple, "I'm sorry, but you're not my type." will suffice, won't it?

Comments

roflstephh 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 8:15

....and what, he showed a picture of you and told everyone in his office? right. or was your interview with the front desk secretary?

Maddiemakeascene 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 8:54

Sounds fake.

tommy666 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 9:19

YDI dumb bitch, haaa!

akotus 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 18:11

If the first time they asked you out they did some really corny thing that related to some online game that their life is sucked into, and they rejected you, say that you demand to speak to higher management cause the guy that interviewed you is a guy that asked you out on a dating site that you turned them down on cause they immediately came up to you and did some really sketchy and corny pronouncement of their love to you.