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By HomeAlone - 24/04/2016 04:45 - United States

Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML

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By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2015 15:32 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML

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By liynda - 06/05/2011 01:49 - Canada

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

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By Billz - 10/04/2019 00:00

Today, I was moving into my new apartment. I moved in a couple of bags and realized I really needed to poop. It’s been 10 minutes since I realized I hadn’t brought the toilet paper in yet. No one to bring me any. FML

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You must be ******** me

By MyLyfeSux - 25/09/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML

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By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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Ipeh 20

Sunday 24 April 2016 16:02

You're being an asshole to your asshole, OP. YDI.

feven 32

Sunday 24 April 2016 16:09

Again? How often does this need to happen for you to remember you live alone haha.

Comments

lexos 16

Sunday 24 April 2016 16:58

Why don't you have any spare rolls in the toilet?

walker9879 25

Sunday 24 April 2016 17:06

Probably because they would get wet, and flushed down occasionally.

spaholla04 13

Sunday 24 April 2016 22:02

LOL I've never heard of that happening!

walker9879 25

Sunday 24 April 2016 17:04

Are you sure you're mental health is in prime condition?

xxthexmisfitxx 25

Sunday 24 April 2016 17:17

So getting angry about it is actually a little hypocritical when you don't even do it yourself lol remember that for future reference

Densetsu1000 14

Sunday 24 April 2016 17:49

Stupid, lazy ghosts.

moocowmilk0 19

Sunday 24 April 2016 17:52

How lazy are you?

doodycakes 16

Sunday 24 April 2016 19:38

How is this even an FML

nickfedrau 4

Sunday 24 April 2016 22:04

i swear i do that all the time ???

TWayne95 13

Sunday 24 April 2016 22:53

How did this get published

LostInTheZone11 29

Sunday 24 April 2016 23:46

Anyone have a flashback to the fire ghost in the toilet from Luigi's Mansion?

SpreadTHEKILLER 14

Monday 25 April 2016 0:11

Do you leave food in the fridge and then think someone else ate it too?

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Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML

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Today, I received a notification that someone opened a fraudulent credit card in my name. I'm not sure what's worse: that they were approved at all with my terrible credit, or that I was denied for this exact card when I applied out of desperation last month to pay for my service dog's surgery. FML

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Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

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