By MATTY2512 - 13/07/2016 18:13 - Canada - Marshall

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Today, I went into the house, only to hear my mother shouting "DON'T PINCH MY NIPPLE" at the top of her lungs in the shower. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Well, you heard her. Stop pinching her nipple right now.

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MDoremis 38

To be fair, that can get annoying and painful after a while. Particularly if it's at random and unwanted.

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Fed21 16

I bet you ran out of the house as fast as you could...I would've done the same

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Lily_Rain77 25

I once woke up to my mother yelling "You can't bite my ass, it's not Thursday!" I feel your pain.

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8313girl 28

So they have Bite Your Ass Thursdays at your house?

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staceyymaee 8

And then you walked straight out the house, right...?

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pinkwho 13

Could be worse. You could have walked in on the nipple twisting - just saying.

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blazingshot147 19

Could've been much worse OP. At least it wasn't a bit kinkier sounding.

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jvanevery 19

I'll bet this is an ongoing trope in you're parents relationship your dad probably sneaks in when she's in the shower and pinches her nipple now she just sick and tired of it

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