By max - 03/01/2012 19:36 - United States

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
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muzy 23

keep at it and eventually they won't be bouncing at all pal!

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nutellaicecream 4

Buy a sports bra to keep them from bouncing?

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blair_x 12

Seriously, get a sports bra until you loose the weight. Otherwise, all that constant moving will only make them sag and it'll be uncomfortable for future jogs with your GF.

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bubo_fml 10

Does she go 'Russian' on you as well?

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jroxursox1 10

You need to secretly borrow one of her sports bras. (;

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McDonaldsworker 4

That's just sucks, hopefully she didn't notice lol

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Don't be so down about it. At least you're taking the right steps to banish those moobs! Keep it up.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#61 That's true. :( Still, I don't think moobs are a "flaw" or anything.

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murdersquirrel 15

No, not a flaw. Everybody has something they don't like about themselves. The human body has a lot of design issues. Even though it's incredible and complex, so many things can go wrong.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#203 There's still nothing "wrong" about them.

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Kueezy 6

That would just create muscle on the bottom of the fat in his chichis.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Biology wise, there is no muscles on the actual boob/moob, nor can a new muscle can be created. Unless you were talking about the pectoral muscles, but that would make you comment so horribly worded...

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starburst7596 14

We must, we must, we must increase our bust. For fear, for fear that we'll lose our braziers.

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