Miscellaneous: Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my...

By max - 03/01/2012 19:36 - United States

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

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By Janice - 07/11/2011 05:12 - Canada

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

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By random - 08/06/2013 04:42 - United States - El Paso

Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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By tinygirl - 07/03/2011 06:16

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

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By Dancing King - 07/08/2014 15:36 - Norway - Egersund

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By Never going jogging again - 10/02/2021 10:59

Today, I went on a jogging date with a guy I'd been on a couple of dates with. I was a little worried that I wouldn't keep up, but I did and everything was fine. Or at least I thought so. After we'd finished, he dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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muzy 23

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:21

keep at it and eventually they won't be bouncing at all pal!

nutellaicecream 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:22

Buy a sports bra to keep them from bouncing?

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heartcloud_fml 3

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:57

Hey at least you got a girl, right?

leadman1989 15

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:01

You gave a girlfriend STOP COMPLAINING!!!

cul8erqtpie20 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:06

Oh hunny, their called sports bras.. Check em out :p

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:39

Oh honey, "they're" is what you're looking for. =]

ChrisTheCalm 9

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:19

I'd actually trip and break my jaw on concrete if I saw my girlfriend's boobs jumping around.

sinking_fish 12

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:57

Why would you trip?? And why wouldn't you put your hands out first so you didn't break your jaw? D:

GoW_Chick 14

Wednesday 4 January 2012 3:06

.... because apparently his girlfriends boobs are that distracting, but what can you do men love boobs.

ChrisTheCalm 9

Wednesday 4 January 2012 9:23

Um pretty sure if I put my hands out to break my fall I would break my damn arm, genius. And it was just a reference to... Well my love of breasts?

sinking_fish 12

Thursday 5 January 2012 21:20

173- If your arms are that brittle, I suggest upping your calcium intake. :) But anywho, nothing wrong with loving boobs!

yummcookie 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:37

While it kinda sucks, she's probably wearing a sports bra, and her boobs aren't all fat, which going by you describing them as 'moobs' I'd assume yours are - no offence. Just keep up the jogging :)

zander4310 5

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:46

she has fake boobs

alyspar2 5

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:46

Hey, at least you admit it.

xAmyPOPx 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:56

lol thats hella gross.

Lybra_fml 3

Wednesday 4 January 2012 3:02

that's ****** up to say about your girlfriend no offense

cathyfang1533 12

Wednesday 4 January 2012 3:16

...did she get jealous?

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Today, thinking no one was home, I decided to be a little frisky with my boyfriend. I guess I was being loud and woke up my sleeping autistic brother the room over. Halfway through, he burst through the door, panicking. He thought I was having another one of my asthma attacks. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over for a family brunch, during which he told my mother, in vivid detail, how he gets the shits whenever he eats kale chips. FML

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Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose to my girlfriend. She laughed as I rolled in pain. I still haven't gotten an answer. FML

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Today, after I recently started going back to church, my husband, who was last inside a church when he was replacing a boiler, told me I’d better knock it off because our kids threatened to stop visiting, and our neighbours think we’re “that couple.” FML

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Same thing different taste

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