By left, I guess - 12/04/2015 17:00 - Canada - Antigonish

Spicy
Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. While looking at the menu, my date said "Who even likes kweetch? Gross." When I realized she was trying to say "quiche", I corrected her. That pissed her off. Now I'm at home, alone, trying to decide which hand is going to keep me company tonight. FML
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sn24swim 13

if shes going to leave you after something stupid like that, you're better off without her OP

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kayla2228 14

"left, I guess" I lol'd at that.

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Ava_Darkflame 26

dis bitch got problems.

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disney_blonde 16

You thought she was going to sleep with you after the first date?

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MasteredBastard 16

That was my thought. YDI for thinking a blind date would be warming your bed.

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delfino1604 24

you're better off with your hand, don't want any dumb offspring.

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Jburky_10 15

yeah . . . you probably didnt wanna hit that anyways bro!???

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Nm_fml 10

You are so much better off without her lol!!

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rockwrench 18

Try saving your correcting grammar for FML. That might get you to first base.

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afallingstar 22

She sounds pretty dumb to leave you after that...I think you're better off with Rosie (righty) or Jill (lefty).

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kjlancaster 21

Ever heard the phrase, "Nobody likes a know-it-all," ? Jerk.

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