Intimacy: Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. While looking...

By left, I guess - 12/04/2015 17:00 - Canada - Antigonish

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. While looking at the menu, my date said "Who even likes kweetch? Gross." When I realized she was trying to say "quiche", I corrected her. That pissed her off. Now I'm at home, alone, trying to decide which hand is going to keep me company tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML

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By johnfrank - 26/03/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML

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Let's not do this again

By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2023 18:00

Today, my blind date got up and left the table before our food had even arrived, saying he wasn't going to bother with me. Apparently bringing my own bottle of ranch for dipping is "weird" now. FML

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Monday 13 April 2015 0:09

if shes going to leave you after something stupid like that, you're better off without her OP

tj4234 35

Monday 13 April 2015 0:10

For the record, I like quiche.

Comments

emeraldisle 30

Monday 13 April 2015 0:15

If you hadn't said "quiche" I would've never guessed what she was trying to say.

xxlinneamxx 17

Monday 13 April 2015 0:19

The quiche probably saved you from a hell of a lot of trouble

m_warner1 14

Monday 13 April 2015 0:28

you could've just told her to "quiche my ass" and then left the restaurant

kuzzy00 22

Monday 13 April 2015 1:04

Pun FTW

gintwinsmoore 20

Monday 13 April 2015 3:22

nicely done!

more4me 27

Monday 13 April 2015 12:23

RESPECT !

jerryj 27

Monday 13 April 2015 21:09

Three cheers for wit! Hip hip!

hufflepuffle 13

Monday 13 April 2015 0:39

This FML insinuates that your main reason for going on this blind date was to have sex afterwards. Not judging, just pointing it out.

doodlecloud 26

Monday 13 April 2015 14:22

I think he just means he now has nothing to do and, in the grander scheme of things, is still single.

doodlecloud 26

Monday 13 April 2015 14:24

Also,

randomheartthrob 7

Monday 13 April 2015 0:52

If she gets mad over that then you're better off without her. It's really childish to get mad over trivial things

majesticprincess 19

Monday 13 April 2015 0:58

I'm glad you got out of there while you could aha

JHPugh 19

Monday 13 April 2015 0:58

If she got pissed off after something that small, and left you because of it, you're better off without her. Find somebody you match up with, even though the wait sucks.

Jennandco 25

Monday 13 April 2015 1:13

If she got pissed off for something so minor, imagine what the sex would have been like anyway! 'Really? You're going to use that kind of condom?' And then leave because it was the wrong colour or something, sounds like a nightmare -.-'