By left, I guess - 12/04/2015 17:00 - Canada - Antigonish

Spicy
Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. While looking at the menu, my date said "Who even likes kweetch? Gross." When I realized she was trying to say "quiche", I corrected her. That pissed her off. Now I'm at home, alone, trying to decide which hand is going to keep me company tonight. FML
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sn24swim 13

if shes going to leave you after something stupid like that, you're better off without her OP

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PrinceOfBritain 20

Hey man at least you have a choice. A lot of guys I know can only use one

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nitrog100 21

That's why blind dates are stupid.

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kiki9_fml 10

I personally don't like quiche, however I know how to pronounce it. I think you may have dodged a stupid bullet anyways. Especially if she got mad at you.

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kayvan 8

You dodged a stupid bullet. Be grateful.

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sarah2144 14

Quiche is awesome. Especially if there's bacon in it. You're better off.

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Bethani420 5

smile and nodd. talking is dangerous lol

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rachelllllb 18

use your opposite hand to usual... its supposed to feel like someone else is doing it for you...

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writerchic85 25

So you went on a blind date assuming you were going to get laid later? That's presumptuous of you isn't it?

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Ashleighalfred 14

Pretty sure you lucked out here... I'd celebrate that narrow miss

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