By left, I guess - 12/04/2015 17:00 - Canada - Antigonish

Spicy
Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. While looking at the menu, my date said "Who even likes kweetch? Gross." When I realized she was trying to say "quiche", I corrected her. That pissed her off. Now I'm at home, alone, trying to decide which hand is going to keep me company tonight. FML
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Same thing different taste

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if shes going to leave you after something stupid like that, you're better off without her OP

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uchihadesendent 14

OP she's not worth your time if she gets upset over little things like that be glad you found out sooner rather than later.

most people only use one specific hand. you're ambidextrous?

Bro, this is neither a YDI or a FML. You're better off without a bitch that can't handle constructive criticism.

From the sounds of it, you were planning on this blind date turning into a hookup. So you kind of deserve it if that's the only reason you went out on this date. Still, it's not your fault that she can't properly pronounce words.

Planning on a blind date ending in sex is a flag in my book: it's your life, and if you were both explicitly out for the same thing (looking for someone attractive to have sex with), then maybe a first date sexpectation isn't terrible. But on a blind date, as in you don't know each other and presumably your goals and attitudes towards relationships and sex, you should have no expectations. YDI. Btw--Always be very tactful when correcting pronunciation (i.e. just use correctly in a casual sentence, do not press point if it doesn't get across), Never correct spoken grammar unless asked. You will never be asked.

Come on man, haven't you heard kweetch is awesome! It's all the rave nowadays.

At least you're (apparently) ambidextrous

She sounds like an absolutely lovely person. Not. You're better off without someone like that.