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most people only use one specific hand. you're ambidextrous?
Bro, this is neither a YDI or a FML. You're better off without a bitch that can't handle constructive criticism.
From the sounds of it, you were planning on this blind date turning into a hookup. So you kind of deserve it if that's the only reason you went out on this date. Still, it's not your fault that she can't properly pronounce words.
Planning on a blind date ending in sex is a flag in my book: it's your life, and if you were both explicitly out for the same thing (looking for someone attractive to have sex with), then maybe a first date sexpectation isn't terrible. But on a blind date, as in you don't know each other and presumably your goals and attitudes towards relationships and sex, you should have no expectations. YDI. Btw--Always be very tactful when correcting pronunciation (i.e. just use correctly in a casual sentence, do not press point if it doesn't get across), Never correct spoken grammar unless asked. You will never be asked.
Come on man, haven't you heard kweetch is awesome! It's all the rave nowadays.
Totally worth it
At least you're (apparently) ambidextrous
She sounds like an absolutely lovely person. Not. You're better off without someone like that.
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if shes going to leave you after something stupid like that, you're better off without her OP
For the record, I like quiche.