Transportation: Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a...

By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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By LDF - 25/12/2008 10:30 - France

Today, I was sitting in a train when the old lady sitting next to me started staring at me. I asked her if she was OK, and she exclaimed, "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?" The entire train trip went like this. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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By ilovecowboys - 26/02/2010 09:09 - New Zealand

Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML

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Crash92 0

Monday 7 September 2009 1:36

YDI it for not checking, especially in a public place. Bahaha

ilovecowboys 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 3:18

Seriously.. a hot woman is not going to grab your ass on the train okay.

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mohamedrocks 0

Monday 7 September 2009 1:56

How is a women squeezing you ass a good moment ?

Ryuu66 7

Monday 7 September 2009 2:00

haha you mean Herbert.......lol

TheLetterZero 7

Monday 7 September 2009 2:13

He probably had more experience anyway.

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redbluegreen 40

Monday 7 September 2009 3:01

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DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 7 September 2009 2:28

Sexual harassment is A-OK as long as the harassing person is good-looking and not old! .... lol

Kickered 0

Monday 7 September 2009 3:10

Tap that ass!

wingedspiritus 0

Monday 7 September 2009 4:14

obebi

Dogman332 0

Monday 7 September 2009 3:19

This is fake, too many perverted old people fmls out there. Am i the only one noticing this trend?

DanizzleXFoSho 6

Monday 7 September 2009 5:48

Yeah... anyone care to elaborate on why old people are so horny and perverted?

suckishfather 0

Monday 7 September 2009 6:05

they're senial?

gonzolove 0

Monday 7 September 2009 8:36

You're dumb. There are old perverted people everywhere. This kind of stuff happens everyday. So it must be fake, right? Heh.

ilikeu12 0

Monday 7 September 2009 3:47

ydi for not looking back seriously are u that desperate> i mean at leat u could look back and smile 2 tell her its alright but noo u let a pervert touch u for that long