By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
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Same thing different taste

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YDI it for not checking, especially in a public place. Bahaha

Seriously.. a hot woman is not going to grab your ass on the train okay.

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K I'll clarify for you because I'm sure you won't get it, since you didn't get it the first time. Who I was responding to thinks that the woman was molested by the OP. I was saying that that statement was ridiculous and that the OP didn't touch her in an abusive or sexually gratifying way. I didn't mistype. You misread or misunderstood or you're just dumb.

People here are always so uptight... I lol at your rage on the internet.

Good. I laugh too. Not to mention I'm drunk. So it's all the more entertaining. =]

"Molestation is the sexual exploitation of a child or a woman by an adult for sexual gratification or for profit." is what your post said. I was just taking that out of context, pointing out that it's technically incorrect. Don't get so god damn pissy, especially when I agreed with what the point you were trying to make.

As for you, I'm not pissy. You attacked me for something I didn't say. I corrected you. Who's the pissy one? Goodnight sir. I'm going to bed.

lol @ lemonparty. That scarred me for life.

Wha...? You DID say that. Look at your own post again, please. You cited a site and its definition of molestation, which was an incorrect one. I pointed that out. Chill out.

Lol, as if expect a woman to do that. Of course it was an old perve.

I'm done with this. Apparently your brain is mush considering I need to explain everything to you. So I'm not going to. It's a waste of time.