Miscellaneous: Today, I went on a date, and within the first five minutes, he...

By Shawty - 03/11/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and within the first five minutes, he said, "Before we go any further and get anymore serious, you need to know a few things, I have kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare, and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML

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Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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By hannaholic - 03/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML

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Today, I had my first date in more than two years. As soon as I sat down, the first words out of his mouth were, "How many people have you had sex with? Not just recently, but ever. I don’t date women who’ve had more than 5 partners." I left before we'd even ordered drinks. FML

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By kittenfish8903 - 06/10/2014 19:46 - United States

Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML

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By Chaznuts - 08/09/2009 06:22 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML

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Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML

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By RhiannonMuh - 09/09/2016 20:01 - Germany - Starnberg

Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML

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By dateless - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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Tuesday 3 November 2009 9:34

Today, I went on a date and to lighten the mood a little, I told her that I had kissed a guy drunk and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket. She clearly didn't get it, and was so horrified that she went home and posted what I said on the internet. FML

JessiGoose 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 9:23

Haha!!! That's a winner in my eyes. I don't think this is fml, it's just funny and cute.

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TotallyAwesome 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:08

He was trying to tell you he likes comfortable sheets. I see nothing wrong with this.

censorshipoff 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:22

I see you like guys that lie..

Jeef27 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:26

and then you said. "Cool. Later!"

Demil 3

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:33

He's a keeper.

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 22:26

arite, so he made out with a dude. shit happens. it's still a little gay, but not as gay as duking it up the poop chute. and he has a silk blanket. so what? silk feels awesome. no exceptions. i have silk boxers. they're amazing. my balls feel like their floating in a cloud. this isn't an fml, it's a ******* date, lighten up. it's not like you married the guy and found him rolling around your bed with your brother under his silk blanket. jesus. try valuing honesty, you stupid bitch.

Polionixon 2

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:44

it's the fact that it is Victoria's Secret what straight guy shops there for himself? lol

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 4:25

iuno...ones that were beating it to the catalogue when their internet got cut off...and then saw the silk blanket and thought it would be awesome...those straight guys...

Erindub 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:16

He was just being funny

hitoshura 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:42

this guy is definitely gay. not because he kissed a guy once, while drunk, but because he made such a big deal out of it. any normal self-respecting straight man wouldn't even feel the need to make an issue out of it, much less bring it up on the first date. the only way I could see this guy not being a closet case is if he brought it up jokingly, pretending it was a big deal so he could get a laugh. if he seriously thinks he needs to tell every girl he dates that he kissed a guy once while drunk... totally gay.

dramakat11 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 2:33

I don't think this is an fml. I think the guy sounds cool. He was being very honest (or just trying to make you laugh), and if it is true it seems more of a sign of confidence to admit it right off the bat.