By Shawty - 03/11/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and within the first five minutes, he said, "Before we go any further and get anymore serious, you need to know a few things, I have kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare, and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML
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reki_fml 0

Today, I went on a date and to lighten the mood a little, I told her that I had kissed a guy drunk and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket. She clearly didn't get it, and was so horrified that she went home and posted what I said on the internet. FML

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JessiGoose 0

Haha!!! That's a winner in my eyes. I don't think this is fml, it's just funny and cute.

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xpxp2002 4

YDI because it's not that big of a deal.

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blue_eyed 0

Aahahahahahah well..... Honesty is the best policey?...

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jessamyn_it_is 0

So what? Most girls kissed girls before, so that's no big deal and doesn't mean they are lesbians. But a guy kissing another guy makes him gay? He probably only wanted you to know about before you get told from others and getting wrong thoughts about it. I think that guy is great!

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kitkatkelly 0

I hope the FML here is that he's telling you these mundane things 5 minutes in, AS IF they are serious issues...?

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runner06 0

It's fine. he told you upfront. Maybe a little too upfront, but other than that it's fine.

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o0ginger0o 7

That's it, I'm calling it. I officially declare it open season on the people who mod these things.

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