By Shawty - 03/11/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and within the first five minutes, he said, "Before we go any further and get anymore serious, you need to know a few things, I have kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare, and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML
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reki_fml 0

Today, I went on a date and to lighten the mood a little, I told her that I had kissed a guy drunk and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket. She clearly didn't get it, and was so horrified that she went home and posted what I said on the internet. FML

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JessiGoose 0

Haha!!! That's a winner in my eyes. I don't think this is fml, it's just funny and cute.

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epanssereves 0

How is this an fml?? That guy sounds awesome! trade you? =]

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perdix 29

You should have said, "Let's go roll around in that ******* blanket of yours for a while, and then let's see how you feel about kissing guys."

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fireandice27 0

I don't really get what the issue is. He's being honest up front.. Isn't that a good thing for a relationship?

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crazyjack 0

the fml was that he said 'before we get any more serious"

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Polionixon 2

HAHAHA u guys don't get it? lol that's really funny he was dared to kiss a guy.. Yet he has a victory secret blanket?!? gay much?

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zawed 1

How is this an FML? Seriously... He was open and honest with you. He's obviously a good guy, rather having him tell you himself than you finding out some other way. Not an FML.

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Powahouse 0

YES! this guy's awesome. and hilarious. dooooooooo iiiiiit.

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