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By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 11:37 - Australia

Today, I went on a date at the park. Have you ever felt dozens of ants swarming up your legs and back? I have now. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML

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By my butt is lava - 19/08/2023 14:00 - United States - Custer

Today, I was on a nature hike and had to use the bushes as a restroom. In doing so I stepped on an ant hill and ended up with my shorts around my ankles, dancing the Twist to fend off the ants. FML

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By Juanna - 13/01/2010 08:07 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. We were walking in a park when I noticed a funny smell. I looked down and realized I'd stepped in dog crap. I tried to nonchalantly rub it off on the grass, but instead hit a patch of wet grass and slipped onto my butt, right into a pile of goose poop. FML

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By Mitchellbassists - 17/04/2015 15:27 - United States - Dayton

Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML

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By fax4voice3 - 03/03/2021 11:01 - United States - Greenwich

Today, it was an unusually warm day after many weeks of typical subfreezing temperatures, so my family and I went for a walk in the park. We all came back with mosquito bites. FML

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By santasadiekins - 17/08/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, I was camping out under the stars on my trampoline. I was just about asleep when I felt a tickle on my arm. Figuring it was an ant, I brushed it off. The rest of the red ants crawling up my arm didn't like that. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By lapines01 - 12/08/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy. We were walking in a park and decided to go on the swings. As I was swinging super high up, I threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 20:02 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML

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dudeutookhrs 24

Saturday 2 January 2016 8:10

Did you do the ants in your pants dance?

aggiegirl95 7

Saturday 2 January 2016 8:00

Maybe they just thought you were something sweet! :)

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luvlu444 24

Saturday 2 January 2016 11:34

yes actually and man, your life well and truly sucks, sorry OP

MonstreBelle 29

Saturday 2 January 2016 11:59

Yes. During the drive to a family vacation, we stopped at a Best Western for the night. A previous guest had spilled God knows what on top of the comforter. I didn't notice the spill or ants because the comforter was dark brown and I wasn't paying much attention because I was tired. I just kind of plopped down on top rather than getting underneath the covers. I was a kid when it happened and I still remember the feeling of ants swarming me. You have my sympathy, OP.

whyisitincapital 25

Saturday 2 January 2016 12:51

Sick 'em Rex! (only Aussies born before 1990 would get this)

fpants2010 18

Saturday 2 January 2016 12:53

Reading this makes me itchy!

uhohitslisa2 20

Saturday 2 January 2016 13:12

So now when someone asks you if you have ants in your pants, you can say yes. I'll show myself out.

Bekll 31

Saturday 2 January 2016 16:42

Why yes, yes I have OP and it really is scary. I was three or four year old when it happened and they were fire ants so it was burning.

hot8rodz 14

Saturday 2 January 2016 19:20

Apparently the ants thought they were going on a date with you. "Sweet thang"

Elie123xox 5

Saturday 2 January 2016 19:36

The worst feeling

Usernameman123 10

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:39

I just had a dream like that it was weird

samlovesham1234 9

Saturday 2 January 2016 22:18

If that was me, I'd be running around screaming "Get them off! Get them off! GET THEM OFF!!"

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