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By Anonymous - 19/07/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone, then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it said, "I'm here for the quicky." Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML

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By Username - 03/02/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML

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By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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Mixed signals

By fuck - 18/04/2015 14:38 - United States - Saint Thomas

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By crawfo - 31/08/2009 13:54 - Australia

Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML

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By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

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Escape route

By crap - 26/03/2009 08:37 - Thailand

Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

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palmtrees 1

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:08

please tell me you left her there.

premiermois 5

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:16

Why the FML? You have blackmail. And you should have called her mother right then and there.

Comments

kellster 2

Monday 20 July 2009 2:32

FYL indeed. You had no business reading her texts, but I hope that you left her there and kept her phone! AND told her parents!

K66J 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:16

FYL INDEED! You shouldve gone in their and beaten their asses up

b5200 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:22

YDI for going on a date with someone stupid enough to text while driving.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Monday 20 July 2009 3:38

This isn't that bad. You didn't say you really liked her :/

picturetaker 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:12

I laugh at ibimmer.

Calaura9 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:14

She could have been getting her eyebrows or bikini line waxed for the date and wanted it done fast. Hence quicky. Or she could have had to caht quickly with him. He obviously didn't see them have sex. All he sees is a sent message and doesn't know the context of the convo since it truly could have been a joke.

dackattac 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:46

FYL, but damn that girl is an evil genius.

hellFighter 0

Monday 20 July 2009 5:14

call the mom, put her phone on the ground (don't get busted stealing - that's a real crime), then drive the hell away you'll have broken no laws so she can't get you arrested, but you'll have some damn sweet revenge