Love: Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting...

By Anonymous - 19/07/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone, then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it said, "I'm here for the quicky." Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML

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By Username - 03/02/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML

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By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By fuck - 18/04/2015 14:38 - United States - Saint Thomas

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By crawfo - 31/08/2009 13:54 - Australia

Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML

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By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

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By crap - 26/03/2009 08:37 - Thailand

Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

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palmtrees 1

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:08

please tell me you left her there.

premiermois 5

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:16

Why the FML? You have blackmail. And you should have called her mother right then and there.

Comments

flodezie 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 5:01

hopefully u got a quickie also.. lol

Kittie68 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 7:10

I would have taken off with her phone and text everyone she knows how much of a ***** she is and messed with others ;)

brmgirl123 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:40

why were you looking at her phone?

nicknunn 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 16:44

shoulda sent a text to her mom saying "help!!! rape!!!!!" threw her keys in the woods and walked away...

LadyReptar 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 18:49

That's smart on her part. Fyl though

alinka_fml 0

Friday 7 October 2011 19:35

why would you go read her messages. ydi

M0rt 0

Friday 11 November 2011 0:47

Drive off without the bitch?

ChaosEngine 5

Thursday 8 December 2011 17:42

Step 1: Pick up her phone. Step 2: Call her house. Step 3: Tell her parents exactly what's going on. Step 4: Pitch her cell as far as you can away afterwards. Step 5: Walk home satisfied that when she gets home, she's in deep shit.

rusrsbrah 0

Monday 26 December 2011 17:31

Something similar happened to me. I was supposed to go on a date with this chick thursday. She picked up her ******* friend on the way, and then flirted with every other guy in the bar when we got there. She left me and her cute friend alone, which was a mistake. What am I supposed to do? Not flirt with a cute girl you're deliberatly leaving me alone with? Well she got jealous and now she won't talk to me. I got her friends number so I'll hit her up instead. Moral; bitches be crazy. Don't take it personal man.