Love: Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting...

By Anonymous - 19/07/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone, then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it said, "I'm here for the quicky." Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML

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By Username - 03/02/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML

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By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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Mixed signals

By fuck - 18/04/2015 14:38 - United States - Saint Thomas

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By crawfo - 31/08/2009 13:54 - Australia

Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML

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By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

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Escape route

By crap - 26/03/2009 08:37 - Thailand

Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

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palmtrees 1

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:08

please tell me you left her there.

premiermois 5

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:16

Why the FML? You have blackmail. And you should have called her mother right then and there.

Comments

xBlessedxInxSINx 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:43

hhahaha #158! Lmaoooo x's 893525.

blarney 0

Monday 20 July 2009 14:55

holy crap that's really bad!

crazyaces89 7

Monday 20 July 2009 16:58

while it was wrong to read her texts in the first place, what this girl said and did was messed up too. so they're both at fault to some degree, but her more than him in my opinion.

i_r_so_silleh 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:22

*****!!!!!

KRISTIEAH 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:09

What I want to know is how long did you have to wait in the car while she was banging this other guy? If not long then take comfort in knowing it was probably all about the other guy getting his jollies! She obviously has no respect for you or herself, you shouldn't have read her texts but I promise the bitch will get what is coming to her. There is someone out there that will value you as a person and not as an excuse to get sum!

TheDark12 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:18

You should've driven her car to the scrap heap and dumped it.

plexico 3

Tuesday 21 July 2009 11:00

You should have masturbated in her car and shot your load all over the interior. Let her explain those come stains to her mom. If you were really creative, you would have invited some passing hobos and bums to also crank some off in dat bitch's car.

sce12321 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 11:26

had the same thing happen about four months ago, totally blew, and when i told her that it was wrong and i was through with her, she starts crying like i did something wrong. not sure anybody's home.

notlovingit 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:41

hey jerkoff WHY are you checking her phone again? did u get permission to check her phone? idiot

Drkblz 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 9:27

Maybe he was checking her phone, because she asked her to stop by a random house for a sec, and she was taking her sweet time. If someone asked me to pull up to a house while on a date, I'd like to know to. And you say he was the idiot. LOL.