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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML

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By hairybetty - 05/01/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML

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By I shaved my legs for this - 02/08/2018 01:30

Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML

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By dajfleasd - 25/07/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

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By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

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taintedayush 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:04

Well did you get laid?

meekee 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:09

You did shave your both armpits, right?

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giowu 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 23:30

Girls shuld always shave their legs >.> thats wat most girls do

lolmigosh 15

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:05

Haha chewbacca

MissMandy21 8

Sunday 25 December 2011 1:08

More than likely, if she got busy with her date he either A) didn't notice or B) didn't care..he's getting laid is he really gonna open his mouth and complain that one of her legs is a little fuzzy?

thefuckinloser 6

Sunday 25 December 2011 2:03

you dont shave your legs imless you go on date? that is ******* sick

mers10 4

Sunday 25 December 2011 2:10

oh you went on a date and you noticed u only shaved one leg at the meeting? hmm.

cate23 3

Sunday 25 December 2011 2:13

I've done that!! So embarrassing!

sjchapman 6

Sunday 25 December 2011 2:54

I've actually done that before and my boyfriend was the one who noticed it, it was quite a comical situation. We have now been happily married for 3 years and I couldn't ask for a better man. Just goes to show, don't sweat the small stuff and men don't think about the things that we obsess over.