Love: Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a...

By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML

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By hairybetty - 05/01/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML

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By I shaved my legs for this - 02/08/2018 01:30

Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML

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By dajfleasd - 25/07/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

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By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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First and last date

By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

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taintedayush 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:04

Well did you get laid?

meekee 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:09

You did shave your both armpits, right?

Comments

duckiemonster 8

Saturday 24 December 2011 18:56

This was already posted less than a day ago in a different form, i question the authenticity.

DisappearingRose 18

Saturday 24 December 2011 19:33

Say it's for breast cancer.

isminei 6

Saturday 24 December 2011 19:33

Haha! Sorry, OP, but that's too funny.

lexxer101 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 20:20

Long leg hair? If not, it shouldn't be too bad or too noticeable.

linnie_wesker 20

Saturday 24 December 2011 21:11

YDI... it says you live in Illinois. Are you aware that it's December? Why did you wear a short dress anyway?

Llamacod 11

Saturday 24 December 2011 23:07

To show off her legs, duh. Its a date, generally you want to look "sexy" and make a good impression

lyskiss 10

Saturday 24 December 2011 21:14

chop off your leg.

blair_x 12

Saturday 24 December 2011 22:09

Should've just worn tights. I mean, it's December, for crying out loud, and you live in a place that can snow like crazy.

M3gzilla 5

Saturday 24 December 2011 22:32

I find it funny how people are like you deserve it you live in IL. We are used to having a couple feet of snow during this time of year. There is no snow, the sun is out and Im fine wearing just a long sleeved shirt. The weather here is very bipolar. It was colder during the spring