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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML

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By hairybetty - 05/01/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML

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By I shaved my legs for this - 02/08/2018 01:30

Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML

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By dajfleasd - 25/07/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

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By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

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taintedayush 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:04

Well did you get laid?

meekee 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:09

You did shave your both armpits, right?

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HannahPaloozah 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 6:39

Been there, done that. Haha not on a date though thank God x)

HannahPaloozah 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 6:40

But I'm blonde soo it's not really noticeable unless you look up close or feel them :)

juturnaamo 29

Sunday 25 December 2011 7:19

It'll force you to behave at least. Last time I had a first date I wore granny panties so I would have to be good.

marilyn2012 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 7:24

Omg dam that sucks.. So embarrassing I would prob look for some jeans to switch to asap

Track1991 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 7:33

Ya for sure. I feel my legs before

pdp_fml 21

Sunday 25 December 2011 9:49

If you have big DD naturals and blonde hair, he'll probably not care about the unshaved leg.

gimmeedatbecky 2

Sunday 25 December 2011 11:07

It's no surprise to me u did this at all, it seems like you've simply FORGOT how to shave.. Try doing it more often till u get the hang of it ;) Ew.

girl112891 7

Sunday 25 December 2011 12:33

NO! *o*

santel_fml 8

Sunday 25 December 2011 13:19

Didn't you moisturise after you shaved?

phantumgrey 6

Sunday 25 December 2011 13:41

Did you at least shave the vag? That's equally as important.

adilloway311 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 19:23

Oops...

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