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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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By scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

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So shite

By Anonymous - 20/02/2020 18:00

Today, my date left the restaurant because I didn’t agree with his opinions about the mentally disabled or mixed race couples, etc. Basically, a real scumbag. He also left me the bill, and it turned out he had all the most expensive menu items, including a £120 bottle of wine. It cost over £300 total. FML

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Paranoid

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2018 01:30

Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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Saiyza 4

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:24

He was probably just in it for the meal.

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:26

Wat a dick.

Comments

That1TallK1d 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:30

Well you deserved to be told to shutup.. Now get back in the kitchen, and make me a sandwich!

Penises_are_fun 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:32

They were probably at a resturant so someone else was making a sammich.

Doortje 29

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:33

You suck at first impressions OP.

intheboot 0

Friday 25 February 2011 7:26

maybe you're just a dumb bitch.... huh?

tinayoufatlarddd 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:33

That's right, shut those legs, he don't want your crabs.

Summer_Jane 0

Friday 25 February 2011 4:10

Exactly. She needs to shut up and make him a dang ques-a-dill-a.

hellogoodbye1996 6

Friday 25 February 2011 5:23

Napoleon dynamite reference. ^win!

mowilliams42610 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:36

damn he's real but dats still messed up

mintcar 9

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:38

What a douche. Where'd you meet this guy?!

InBetweenDreams 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:43

Wow, what a dick!

Caluar 5

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:45

bummer

bachooka 5

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:49

is it just me who thinks it's quite possible that this person was a horrible date? perhaps one who talked about themselves non stop and was really annoying and rude? if he started off seeming like a gentleman... chances are something changed his disposition...