Miscellaneous: Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online....

By ninja_blasphemer - 25/07/2011 19:24 - Ireland

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML

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By thatgirl - 10/10/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

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Where are you?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML

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Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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Proud boy

By Anonymous - 07/12/2020 08:02

Today, I went on a Tinder date. He seemed pretty normal. Very handsome, and a complete gentleman. Turned out he's a white supremacist. FML

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First Dates

By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

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By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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Next!

By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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Airick_TheGreat 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:34

so I'm guessing the date went ok?

GigaPudding_fml 24

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:35

Well, were you offensive against the ninja community?

Comments

sunnyday369 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:37

you weren't what he had hoped for? hahahahha

jamieexo 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:37

sorry but that's what you get for online dating!!!!!!! fyl :( I'm sorry tho

FATALITYx64 9

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:42

anyone know how the heck to message someone personaly?

tennischik211 11

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:47

wow.

jonmansheppard 9

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:49

Im a ninja. I sense a disturbance... OP, us ninjas will find you!

Piinkdottx3 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:50

he's a keeper!

donmontes001 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:50

man i would have banged you. cant waste good coochie no matter how ugly u are.

4gethishit 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:56

what a ass

jlh2283 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:56

I am sure he wasn't to hot in the first place. I mean even if you were a model I am sure as soon as you saw he was drunk you would of walked away. I met a guy online that was jovahs witness and he said I could quit smoking get my tattoos removed and change the way I dress to be together I took my free meal and went a indirect way home. always tell people where your going just in case. on the good side I met the live of my life online been together 5 years married nearly 2 and couldn't be happier. good luck!