By ninja_blasphemer - 25/07/2011 19:24 - Ireland

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
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Airick_TheGreat 2

so I'm guessing the date went ok?

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GigaPudding_fml 24

Well, were you offensive against the ninja community?

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kiaralove53 0

We ARE on the internet... so you admit to being crazy yourself?

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mismonroe 0

You sound like what wet dreams are made of. At least mine.

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YDI_Master 0

YDI for having a Hitler mustache as your pines.

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broomhildo 19

Sounds like a keeper!

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Tektite 14

LMAO! That way after dinner she could save me a treat for later ;D

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rattusrattus 18

Internet + sock puppet = my brain went in creepy directions.

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Tektite 14

That's why you don't date or meet people over the Internet. You're lucky he didn't kill you and make you his sock puppet.

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cufaoil 11

surely, here in Ireland, that's a qualifier for a second date? at least you know he has a sense of humour ;)

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oz2sd 0

Think of it as a bullet which you thankfully dodged.

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