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By OTZ - 26/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

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What the hell is even that?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Forest

Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 15:48

Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML

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By boohoo - 04/06/2012 12:45 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML

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cthulhu1138 1

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:30

Being good-looking, rich, and having many achievements tends to raise one's ego. Deal with it or move on.

Sannekee 18

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:32

First date? It can be the nerves? Try second date and decide afterwards....

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dutchdouche 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 7:45

see the fact someone is bragging about it , now u know what other ppl might think when girls are braggin all day, and we guys have to deal with. good luck with that

happypapp12 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 7:53

Haha I'm all the way down here. Hello.. I like to talk.... Wanna see me dance?

containsnosoy 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 8:55

Yes! Dance! Please!

shutupfool 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 8:42

Cry me a ******* river, Miss Prissy.

graciedacie 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 15:37

You seriously misunderstand the FML. This person is obviously no Priss Miss, otherwise she wouldn't care about all the bragging. I assume she actually wants someone with a personality, so good for her.

Comentator 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 14:11

I agree 100%...you get what you ask for.

MyLifeShallBeFed 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 19:32

French people...

namhowell 6

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:11

Explain how could he be perfect for you if he annoys the hell out of you? Oh you mean perfect as in he's so rich you don't have to work, so handsome that your friends think your husband is better than theirs. I get it. And they call men pigs.

Thunderbender 2

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:30

I would thumbs up this 100 times if I could.

eath 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:14

Nobody is perfect, but a great personality definitely beats being rich and hot. Better luck next time.

rldostie 19

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:20

YDI for assuming a guy would be "perfect for you" based simply off looks and wealth. What ever happened to appreciating someone for such qualities as intelligence, wit, humor, or charisma?

SamAdams 2

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:07

I believe rich and successful is what she considers perfect for her. And by "if only he could stop bragging about it" I think she means he treats her like crap. She obviously deserves it for being a ditz who needs to be married by age 30 or she'll live a poor life.

Failfly 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:02

.... but you're still going out with him... right?? Hey no guy is perfect! Just ask him to tone down the bragging a little... just don't make a big thing out of it.