Miscellaneous: Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all...

By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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By Giselle - 13/10/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy who insisted on eating off my plate the whole night. He didn't order his own food, because according to him, "it’s more intimate to share." He didn’t get why I found the whole deal off-putting. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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By wolfwolfy - 13/03/2010 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2018 01:30

Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML

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By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

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By bad date - 13/06/2012 04:42 - United States - Bennet

Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

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By sarahmoon - 05/05/2018 01:30

Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML

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Thekid2318 1

Wednesday 9 March 2011 19:18

That sucks! No 2nd date if you're smart!

Adamantoise 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 19:19

Why didn't you say something?

Comments

aback 4

Wednesday 9 March 2011 20:03

Talk about gutless. What, were you afraid if you didn't pay for his dinner he wouldn't let you blow him, later? Tell the waiter "separate checks".

Doortje 29

Wednesday 9 March 2011 20:05

You should marry the guy, you'll get so skinny >:D

FreakoHolm 6

Wednesday 9 March 2011 21:11

^^ WIN

ishah 9

Wednesday 9 March 2011 20:15

aaaaand.... he's not the guy you like anymore, is he?

sweet_blue 3

Wednesday 9 March 2011 20:23

that was stupid of you to pay. I would have paid for mine and left.

rattusrattus 18

Wednesday 9 March 2011 20:42

Say 'no' or 'stop that' three times. Then do the following: Stab. His. Hand. With. Your. Fork.

BoCo_fml 9

Wednesday 9 March 2011 21:04

It wouldn't even take three times for me. I would have stabbed his hand with my fork before he even got the first bite. Then I would have gotten the rest of my food in a doggy bag, paid for my own meal and left. OP, learn a lesson from this, stop liking douchebags!

rattusrattus 18

Wednesday 9 March 2011 21:49

Three times is generally considered good enough warning from a legal standpoint. If the stabbee ignores three warnings from the pissed-off potential stabber, then its considered that they deserve a non-fatal non-permanent-maiming stabbing. I did this once with a fountain pen when I was in middle school.

perdix 29

Wednesday 9 March 2011 20:45

He probably wasn't even hungry and just wolfed down your food to keep you from overeating, as you obviously do usually. He's just trying to bring you to a weight where you are doable. The price of a meal is cheap for that kind of service.

Juneauak 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 21:54

the guy you likeD right?

LemonStarship 5

Wednesday 9 March 2011 22:08

Legit.

SugarCrazy 14

Wednesday 9 March 2011 22:33

It's stupid how people get so offended when a guy does this. Girls do it all the time! They'll order iceberg lettuce and diet soda, then they'll eat off of their date's plate and expect him to pay. Nobody even bats an eyelash if a girl does it =_=