By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
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Thekid2318 1

That sucks! No 2nd date if you're smart!

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SilenceIsSilver 0

Betcha don't like him no moe;3

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Happygofucky 0

YDI for letting him walk all over you. I'm all for equality and I am happy to buy a guy dinner, but if he demands it I would tell him to **** right off.

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clashatdemonhead 3

you should have punched him right in the stomach and made him throw up the food

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only1onyx 0

anyone that goes anywhere near my plate better not be afraid of getting stabbed with my fork!

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KacenMarie 4

wow! you should have looked at him with a straight face got up and left. if he's gonna eat off your plate why not let him finish, right? lol

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InitiateMeDharma 3

This is to the snickers in the back: diet water = joke.

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elmousey 5

I don't understand what is so hard to understand about diet water as a joke. It's like when people say 10 (or more) months pregnant and all the idiots come out saying "ummm you can't be 10 months pregnant." The saying is just used to emphasize and exaggerate the preggo-ness, or in this case the diet-ness.

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batgirl_babygirl 0

you're dumb if you did

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PeteElMalo 0

He "made" you pay? Did he have a gun? you should have asked for separate bills and let him to take care of his own.

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