Love: Today, I went on a drive with my girlfriend when we went past...

By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, I went on a drive with my girlfriend when we went past a 'Dead End' sign. She pointed to it and said it was "Foreshadowing our relationship". FML

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By Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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By anon. - 03/01/2011 11:37 - New Zealand

Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML

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By peacechick25 - 02/01/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML

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By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

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By Steven - 14/07/2023 16:00

Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 13:29 - United States - Needles

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's mom. She was driving us to a theme park that was about 2 hours away. She asked for the address to put into the GPS, so I gave it to her. It turned out to be a farm, an hour away from the park. So much for good first impressions. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Monday 8 November 2010 0:50

At least she wasn't pointing to a "Do Not Enter" sign.

SLKBlack96 5

Monday 8 November 2010 0:23

haha, brilliant

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FYLDeep 25

Monday 8 November 2010 0:50

At least she wasn't pointing to a "Do Not Enter" sign.

DrAwesome 6

Monday 8 November 2010 0:56

Lofl!! I approve, sir.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Monday 8 November 2010 1:10

I sure hope the op doesn't yield to such harsh words, if the girlfriend feels they're going the wrong way, he needs to stop and re-evaluate his feelings and either drive-thru the problem, make a u-turn, or exit the relationship. ^That sucked

DrAwesome 6

Monday 8 November 2010 1:28

No, no, it wasn't that bad. Keep right at it. ^THAT sucked.

mrbeastmode 0

Monday 8 November 2010 2:18

haha

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 8 November 2010 3:34

I would have gone for "Slippery when wet".

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Monday 8 November 2010 4:05

I tried to but the comment di dnt show :(

nickbouz 3

Monday 8 November 2010 0:53

it's not sm to joke about so start doin sm different!

beccusmaximus 0

Monday 8 November 2010 1:29

......what?

FYLDeep 25

Monday 8 November 2010 1:38

He obviously thinks that they should get into S&M. I'm not sure if that would actually help the relationship though.

Crazy_Toss3R 0

Monday 8 November 2010 2:33

#23 сomment Is full of win

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 8 November 2010 0:58

Sounds like she's looking for a reason to dump you. Next time you pass a "speed hump" sign in the road, point it out to her.

FYLDeep 25

Monday 8 November 2010 1:25

Speed hump?

zp5 4

Monday 8 November 2010 1:30

i think he might be referring to a fail picture

sourgirl101 28

Monday 8 November 2010 3:02

I've never heard of a speed hump but I do know that Wednesday is called hump day.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 8 November 2010 3:20

We have speed bumps in FL. not humps. Perhaps it's called that other places.

zp5 4

Monday 8 November 2010 3:33

no no there is a fail picture that has a sign that says caution: speed hump ahead or something like that.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 8 November 2010 6:25

Never saw the fail picture, but in NC there are actually signs that say "hump ahead". The first time I saw one I started laughing, then got really horny.