Love: Today, I went on a drive with my girlfriend when we went past...

By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, I went on a drive with my girlfriend when we went past a 'Dead End' sign. She pointed to it and said it was "Foreshadowing our relationship". FML

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By Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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By anon. - 03/01/2011 11:37 - New Zealand

Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML

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By peacechick25 - 02/01/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML

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By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

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By Steven - 14/07/2023 16:00

Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 13:29 - United States - Needles

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's mom. She was driving us to a theme park that was about 2 hours away. She asked for the address to put into the GPS, so I gave it to her. It turned out to be a farm, an hour away from the park. So much for good first impressions. FML

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Monday 8 November 2010 0:50

At least she wasn't pointing to a "Do Not Enter" sign.

SLKBlack96 5

Monday 8 November 2010 0:23

haha, brilliant

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fuzzy1994 0

Monday 8 November 2010 2:38

break up w/ the bitch then.

fricknugget 3

Monday 8 November 2010 2:40

make her get outta the car

ThePaperDragon 31

Monday 8 November 2010 4:23

I like your pic!

itsgabriellee 4

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:31

51- Put your boobs back in your shirt. This isn't a **** site.

ImApencil 0

Monday 8 November 2010 2:54

kick her ass to the curb..... literally!

XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Monday 8 November 2010 3:07

lol she hates u!!!!

perdix 29

Monday 8 November 2010 3:36

Aw, that's sweet! It means she wants to get married to you! If you were at a fork in the road and she made that comment, it would mean she wanted to go separate ways. Since she referred to a hopeless situation with no hope of escape, she was undoubtedly taking about marriage.

TheEvilCookie 0

Monday 8 November 2010 3:40

If she was kidding I guess its OK... If not... then ouch! Break up with her -.- She's [Probably] a worse girlfriend then you are a bad boyfriend. It sounds like she was joking though. No worries buddy!

figureskater1 0

Monday 8 November 2010 3:45

I actually laughed so hard at this . Fyl op! lmfao:)

JERZBornNRaised 7

Monday 8 November 2010 3:58

thats when you say " your right this is the end, get out my car bitch" nahhh just kiddin, but seriously if she says its not goin anywhere dont waste your time on her.. its obv just gonna be worse later on if she sees nothing in the relationship so break up, get a new girl that knows what she wants and make your ex jealous, and want you back, but dont take her back, bitches be crazy now a days... well thats what i do ;)