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By pandasbear - 26/05/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I went on a first date wearing a new hair color. It was Interior Latex Slate Speckled Grey, from accidentally leaning my head against a wall while house painting earlier. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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By bit_fluff - 20/10/2020 02:01

Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 03:42 - Australia - Wheelers Hill

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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By trashed - 30/03/2017 03:00 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, I painted the guest bathroom. Once finished, I noticed the paint splatters on my arms matched my lily white chalky skin. Paint matches me better than my makeup. Guess I need a different paint, and new make up. FML

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By HOLY SHIT, A WALKING SNOWGLOBE - 09/12/2012 21:52 - United Kingdom - Dagenham

Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML

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You deserved it 8 137

By Bawsack - 06/04/2017 00:00

Today, I dyed my hair. It was all going well, until I forgot I had a head full of product and scratched an itch. I didn't realise my mistake until later, and now have to replace my six-month old sofa because it has a huge stain that alternates from purple to bleach. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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By Meghan Elise - 06/07/2019 02:41

Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML

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You deserved it 604

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 12:00 - United States - Albany

Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

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thinknow101 2

Wednesday 26 May 2010 16:11

i personally prefer a Benjamin Moore midnight blue for my highlights.

MagicShyStars 6

Wednesday 26 May 2010 16:04

xD I'm sorry but I think that would look pretty cool. Hey whats that new color you have in your hair? Oh, paint? That would be an awesome story to tell xD

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rawrcupcakesz 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 17:33

#29 CUTE BABY!!!! OP next time look were you are lending on.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 26 May 2010 17:35

I agree that sucks, but YDI for not watching out; I mean, you were painting so you had to know the paint was wet. I'd stay away from it.

rohosoccer08 1

Wednesday 26 May 2010 17:45

thanks, she's my little miracle baby

HeretoBlame 3

Wednesday 26 May 2010 18:00

well atleast look at the brightside of things you got it for free...

rawrcupcakesz 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 18:02

You bought him at the baby store or found him under a rock? My parents told me they bought me at Home Depo. Or how does that work? I told my 17 month niece that we were going to take her back to the baby store. I never thought she knew what I was talking about but she started to cry.

octobrtoctagon13 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 18:05

I could have gotten it out for you but ydi

rohosoccer08 1

Wednesday 26 May 2010 18:13

haha I wish it was that easy lol... she's my miracle because for 1 they told me the whole pregnancy she was a boy, and for 2 she had gastroschisis which is where you are born with your intestines outside your body... 2 months in the NICU and she got to come home, she's good now but will always be my miracle