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By pandasbear - 26/05/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I went on a first date wearing a new hair color. It was Interior Latex Slate Speckled Grey, from accidentally leaning my head against a wall while house painting earlier. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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By bit_fluff - 20/10/2020 02:01

Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 03:42 - Australia - Wheelers Hill

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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By trashed - 30/03/2017 03:00 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, I painted the guest bathroom. Once finished, I noticed the paint splatters on my arms matched my lily white chalky skin. Paint matches me better than my makeup. Guess I need a different paint, and new make up. FML

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By HOLY SHIT, A WALKING SNOWGLOBE - 09/12/2012 21:52 - United Kingdom - Dagenham

Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML

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By Bawsack - 06/04/2017 00:00

Today, I dyed my hair. It was all going well, until I forgot I had a head full of product and scratched an itch. I didn't realise my mistake until later, and now have to replace my six-month old sofa because it has a huge stain that alternates from purple to bleach. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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By Meghan Elise - 06/07/2019 02:41

Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 12:00 - United States - Albany

Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

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thinknow101 2

Wednesday 26 May 2010 16:11

i personally prefer a Benjamin Moore midnight blue for my highlights.

MagicShyStars 6

Wednesday 26 May 2010 16:04

xD I'm sorry but I think that would look pretty cool. Hey whats that new color you have in your hair? Oh, paint? That would be an awesome story to tell xD

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iSitt 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 16:36

if my date told me she was painting her house earlier that day it would turn me on

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 26 May 2010 16:42

Aw, man. That sucks! And for all of the people saying "Why didn't you wash your hair", paint sometimes takes several washes to get completely out. I got paint in my hair recently while painting the walls in my house and went to wash it out. I thought I'd got it all in one wash, but I didn't. Paint is seriously tough to get out of your hair.

Trickyklown 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 16:46

Getting some out is better then leaving it in and letting it dry up causing it to be harder to get out. If she was already out and it got in her hair then there was no way if washing it out thourghly. But we don't know where it got wet so we can't tell. I agree that paint is a bitch to get out, and painting sucks ass period.

wastland247 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 16:43

Wouldn't it turn anyone on, I know I am.

Peroxide 3

Wednesday 26 May 2010 16:46

Now now, tell the truth. You couldn't afford a paint brush so you used your head instead, didn't you! It's ok, I use my ass to wash my car. My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard!!!

nikeiro 3

Wednesday 26 May 2010 16:49

lol, This is making me laugh way too hard.

littlemissdqgirl 8

Wednesday 26 May 2010 16:51

Did you not have time to get it out?

megamandude455 10

Wednesday 26 May 2010 17:04

what'd she draw on your face 11?

CrimsonWolf1294 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 17:07

thats sucks but at least you have a way to break the ice.

rohosoccer08 1

Wednesday 26 May 2010 17:17

haha that sucks, but you really should be careful around paint

perdix 29

Wednesday 26 May 2010 17:20

Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson? Going for that "Cougar on the Prowl" look, eh? I'm sure that pretty soon guys are going to cut their hair into what looks like a receding hairline. You heard it here first! I'm Nostro-freakin-damus!