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By Jaime - 31/03/2014 22:05 - United States - New York

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. Not only was he boring, he twice excused himself to go to the bathroom and both times he came back smelling of weed. FML

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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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Nature calls

By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 14:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was on a first date with a guy I met online. He seemed nice at first, but as we were walking he suddenly stopped and said, "I have to pee." He walked over to urinate on a nearby tree while I awkwardly stood there. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 02:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 20:02 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML

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By My Life Is Just PERFECT - 30/03/2013 15:29 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up for me. It was going pretty good, then he said he was going to go out to smoke. 10 minutes went by and he still hadn't come back. I called my friend and she said he doesn't smoke. FML

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Tonight, on First Dates…

By dumper - 05/11/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML

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By crapcrapcrap - 14/03/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

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Joshwarrior 39

Tuesday 1 April 2014 5:24

Maybe he thought you were boring :/ it works both ways you know

Sandsh8rk 36

Tuesday 1 April 2014 5:29

"I was gonna get a girl, but then I got high...."

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TheCitizens96 28

Tuesday 1 April 2014 7:17

.... AAAND the search continues. You can do much better than that. Lol

foxwasalamb 24

Tuesday 1 April 2014 9:08

maybe he was nervous or needed help eating the food. idk. i think hes a dick for not sharing ;)

ninety 25

Wednesday 2 April 2014 23:26

If somebody can't handle their nerves on a date, imagine how they would be when a serious issue cropped up.

juarezj96 12

Tuesday 1 April 2014 9:28

No offense but this is what you gotta expect from online relationships

ZeroProxy 4

Tuesday 1 April 2014 9:31

at least he didn't smell of cig smoke? Those are worse for you.

Jakob2255 12

Tuesday 1 April 2014 13:58

lol gotta love the anti smoker, any smoking is bad for you at least cigs don't impair your judgement.

Elfkid21 19

Tuesday 1 April 2014 10:42

iiiiiii wouldn't give him a second date...

z0mBi3kiTTy 18

Tuesday 1 April 2014 12:11

Sounds like you went on a date with that asshole that got "too high" for court :-/

Slackness 10

Tuesday 1 April 2014 12:36

I just love the judgmental comments based around no evidence. Who knows how it went in parity? Two people didn't click, one needed to get stoned, the other rebuked on the smell of weed. Bang! Bang! My baby shot me down, Bang Bang! That awful sound, bang bang. Some people don't click...

peanuty001 19

Tuesday 1 April 2014 13:06

it interests me more that you know what weed smells like

1030love 10

Tuesday 1 April 2014 13:57

Why is that interesting? I've never smoked weed and I know what it smells like. If you know someone who smokes, you know the smell. It's pretty strong.