By Jaime - 31/03/2014 22:05 - United States - New York

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. Not only was he boring, he twice excused himself to go to the bathroom and both times he came back smelling of weed. FML
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Joshwarrior 39

Maybe he thought you were boring :/ it works both ways you know

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Sandsh8rk 36

"I was gonna get a girl, but then I got high...."

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grgnyce 8

That's awesome OP!!!

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Greenteamextreme 16

Could have been worse. He could have come back smelling of poop.

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worldclassrager 39

Weed out for the garden of people and find someone else I apologize the lame pun

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Zimmington 21

#74 Not if you do it right.

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dtcwithed 12

In that case YOU were boring. Let that sink in as you realize that's why he didn't include you in his toke breaks.

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parism143 28

Maybe he just didn't want to share his pot!

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expectcriticism 13

Honestly if he needed weed to get through the date, you must not be all that fun OP. Maybe you should work on your people skills so the next time your date doesn't have to try to get stoned before they can enjoy their time with you.

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amisenho 11

#72: So he couldn't have been gracious and just, I don't know, pay his half of the tab and cut the date short? He absolutely had to go have a toke (twice) and blame OP for ruining the date?

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olpally 32

Like weed was supposed to make the date better? He's an idiot. Most girls would find that a huge turn off. Not worth your time. Next!

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Stuffaluffagus 25

Actually I find guys that smoke weed to be a huge turn on. I'd never be interested in someone who didn't smoke

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rocker_chick23 27

And I find it a huge turn off. Just because it turns you on, doesn't mean other women find it attractive.

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Jakob2255 12

you find it cool cause you havecno life. oh god your the future of the country lmao

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kaablam 17

Everyone is different and likes different things. For instance, I like turtles. How about you?

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expectcriticism 13

I think turtles are pretty chill "Dudee"

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rocker_chick23 27

#66 ENGLISH ************, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

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ninety 25

Maybe it's just me, but I also tend to find guys that smoke pot a huge turn-off because the majority of them that do don't really seem to function too well in the "real world."

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rocker_chick23 27

I would have left him the first time he came out smelling like weed.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"Relax, I was only calming my nerves. Plus, If I hadn't, weed have nothing to talk about now. You see what I did the--wait, where are you going?"

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breakinlegs 19

If he was off smoking weed I don't know how he could be boring, it makes me wanna talk! He is rude for not inviting you to partake.

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Goblin182 26

Just because you are talking doesn't mean you are interesting.

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0ss 12

The second time you should of excused yourself and left.

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Slackness 10

Hey, If weed isn't yr bag, then move on. There are actually a lot of nice people doing online dating. I met my last wife (*yes thats a bad comment, waiting for the rip from you guys), online. We had 10 years of good marriage. We just went in different directions later in life (*we are in our mid 40's). Seriously, just mark down as a non-plus and recover any lost dignity and be assured your issue is far from your issue. Good luck, ohhh and btw I am now with a lady i knew from years back. It's all good! Chin Up!

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