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By Jaime - 31/03/2014 22:05 - United States - New York

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. Not only was he boring, he twice excused himself to go to the bathroom and both times he came back smelling of weed. FML

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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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Nature calls

By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 14:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was on a first date with a guy I met online. He seemed nice at first, but as we were walking he suddenly stopped and said, "I have to pee." He walked over to urinate on a nearby tree while I awkwardly stood there. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 02:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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Biohazard

By Diane - 19/01/2025 12:00 - France - Paris

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. He took me to a restaurant where I was allergic to practically everything on the menu. I sneezed five or six times within the first 15 minutes and spent the rest of the lunch awkwardly trying to explain I wasn't allergic to him, just the food and spices floating around us. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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High times

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML

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By My Life Is Just PERFECT - 30/03/2013 15:29 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up for me. It was going pretty good, then he said he was going to go out to smoke. 10 minutes went by and he still hadn't come back. I called my friend and she said he doesn't smoke. FML

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Tonight, on First Dates…

By dumper - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML

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Joshwarrior 39

Tuesday 1 April 2014 5:24

Maybe he thought you were boring :/ it works both ways you know

Sandsh8rk 36

Tuesday 1 April 2014 5:29

"I was gonna get a girl, but then I got high...."

Comments

octopussperm125 18

Wednesday 2 April 2014 3:02

Did you know that they make a marijuana scented body spray now? How do u know he wasnt just wearing that?

RockNRollAndrew 18

Wednesday 2 April 2014 5:08

What's wrong with weed ?

iwadasn 32

Friday 4 April 2014 23:10

You really don't see anything wrong with abandoning your date twice to go smoke weed in the restroom? If he can't last a single meal without smoking, he has a problem.

martin8337 35

Wednesday 2 April 2014 5:09

Should have gotten high with him.

koolguy99701 0

Wednesday 2 April 2014 5:39

Well...if the guy was so bored....he left u twice! To smoke weed, I am going to have to recommend that she develop more of a personality. Maybe in a new perspective look at it from his view. If he was really interested, he would have stayed and not needed to be mega stoned....just to hang out!!!!!!

Axel5238 29

Wednesday 2 April 2014 7:21

Or that she stop dating people that smoke. A lot do feel they need to smoke to have a good time. The pro pot mentality in this thread is a good show of why pot will probably never be fully legalized. Too many people that don't realize if it is it will be regulated as strongly or more so than alcohol. It's health benefits are very specific, it's less toxic but far from "healthy". Also still illegal in most areas and even if it was, being high in public would still be an offense.

ninety 25

Wednesday 2 April 2014 23:36

Or maybe the guy that smokes pot should develop more of a personality. He smoked twice and was still boring.

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 6 May 2014 14:43

Correction: He smoked twice and OP was still boring.

Kendrah18 19

Thursday 3 April 2014 6:39

There are many people who can function well, hold good jobs and relationships all while being a "stoner" or "pot head". Those terms make my boyfriend cringe lol. TV has created this image that marijuana makes you into some long haired, burnt out, junk foo eating moron who wastes their life on the couch. Oh please..