By Anon - 28/04/2016 20:27 - United States - Henderson

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Turns out we only have one thing in common: we would both bang Hillary Clinton. FML
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bheaze 20

Then there's only one thing to do... Threesome with Hillary Clinton.

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ThunderLightTSV 31

Of course this was posted where I live, why am I not surprised.

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jbuiel123 18

There are so many questions, are they both bi guys? Are they lesbians? Are they a bi girl and straight guy? 2 bi people? Also they probably talked about the election since it's a. Big deal and then one mentioned Clinton being bangable *puke* and it just makes sense that politics would come up in an election year people, like what's confusing about that?

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

So, you were playing the marry, shag and, kill game?

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Goblin182 26

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth

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Hunter_the_Ninja 22

How did that come up in conversation? "Hey if you could hook up with one person, who'd it be?" "Uh well I'm really into Hillary Clinton"

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mkayden 23

So I'm guessing you weren't on a date with Bill then?

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ThrottleJockey 35

Might as well, she wants to F the rest of us.

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gracehi 31

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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TheSiraffe 16

Saying you would bang Hillary Clinton was your first mistake

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danman27 15

Why would you bring that up on a date?

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