By Anon - 28/04/2016 20:27 - United States - Henderson

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Turns out we only have one thing in common: we would both bang Hillary Clinton. FML
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bheaze 20

Then there's only one thing to do... Threesome with Hillary Clinton.

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ThunderLightTSV 31

Of course this was posted where I live, why am I not surprised.

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wyanrard 6

This is odd. Must be the only 2 people on the earth that want to. To quote my dad, "Hillary Clinton is the male version of birth control."

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Slovejf33 11

No, 31, that's Ann coulter. She's disgustingly nasty. And that horseface.

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Shay_Shay97 23

I think I threw up a bit in my mouth after reading this.

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Chazzster 28

That reminds me of a recent FML about a lesbian gal who's mom kept setting her up with dates to try to "Date the gay out."

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rogwest 23

Wtf is wrong with you?!

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SecundusSecunda 27

I misread the FML as "hang", instead of "bang" Goodness gracious OP

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cantfixme36 28

Who the hell wants to bang Hillary Clinton???

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tarlax 11

Probably the same weirdos who think Sarah Palin is hot.

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CaroLouWho 10

Your date could be bi, which could still work out well for you. I have a lot of questions as to how banging Hillary Clinton came up in conversation.

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