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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By shelteredchild - 20/03/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said ok, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML

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By shininghayley - 15/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2021 00:01

Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML

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TheThrasher_fml 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 23:55

Sounds like a keeper!

Juneyah1017 9

Monday 25 October 2010 0:24

did he sit on her lap too?

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blaire_isabella 0

Monday 25 October 2010 7:26

well clearly he loves his mommy. END IT. QUICK.

Mcawesomepants 2

Monday 25 October 2010 7:30

should have brought your dad for a double date ;)

sarcastic_life 0

Monday 25 October 2010 7:35

dump him QUICKLY

kemando 22

Monday 25 October 2010 7:42

So who did he share his popcorn with??

kemando 22

Monday 25 October 2010 7:46

how the hell so I reply to comments on this ****** app

kemando 22

Monday 25 October 2010 7:48

figured it out, god I'm blind

ghettojewels 0

Monday 25 October 2010 7:47

ok so if ur date brings his mom on a movie date with him then chances are your always going to have her around because he simply can not do things by himself so of u see any future with him then make sure to have a party of 3 instead of just 2

TashaLenaKitty 0

Monday 25 October 2010 8:38

that dude is pathetic FYL I don't know ANY grown man that brings his mom places,ESPECIALLY on a date with A girl..like wtf?! who does that?

nikkirl5 1

Monday 25 October 2010 10:09

I feel sorry for ya , but ever more sorry for the guy ... he prob didn't like it anymore then you did .

Illyssa_fml 4

Monday 25 October 2010 11:41

Wow. He really didn't wanna get laid that night.

CoachLlama 5

Monday 25 October 2010 11:58

That was not his mom! That was a specially trained ninja attack princess, to protect the young man from your wanton advances. He must remain "pristine" until such time as he meets "the One". Ok, you got me, taking mom along on your date is kinda sad unless you are 12. fyl.

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