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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By shelteredchild - 20/03/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said ok, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML

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By shininghayley - 15/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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Weird movie choice

By Anonymous - 09/05/2021 00:01

Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML

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TheThrasher_fml 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 23:55

Sounds like a keeper!

Juneyah1017 9

Monday 25 October 2010 0:24

did he sit on her lap too?

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nlakh382 0

Monday 25 October 2010 13:06

maybe it wasn't a movie date

Merschc 0

Monday 25 October 2010 13:09

I wouldn't b sad I'd b laughing coz I knew a guy who brought a loaf of bread to a cinema

salgado 0

Monday 25 October 2010 13:23

what is he? 10??

rawrineedcandy 0

Monday 25 October 2010 13:49

That's your que to run the **** out!! :)

brebee99 0

Monday 25 October 2010 13:55

well if he's under 15 it shouldnt matter but if he isnt under 15 then ouch lol

Craw25 0

Monday 25 October 2010 15:10

nice

spaceshan69 0

Monday 25 October 2010 15:37

OH NO!!! YOUR LIFE IS ******* OVER!!! WHAT WILL YOU DO?!?! Shut the Hell up you retarded dipshit.

duhh10 0

Monday 25 October 2010 17:21

If you're an adult and he is also an adult, FYL. However, if you and/or he is not an adult, YDI.

jaro_fml 0

Monday 25 October 2010 21:19

look at the bright side. mommy probably paid for the night.

booo5 1

Tuesday 26 October 2010 1:12

Ahh not a good sign

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