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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By shelteredchild - 20/03/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said ok, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML

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By shininghayley - 15/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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Weird movie choice

By Anonymous - 09/05/2021 00:01

Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML

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TheThrasher_fml 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 23:55

Sounds like a keeper!

Juneyah1017 9

Monday 25 October 2010 0:24

did he sit on her lap too?

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ch4n31 0

Monday 25 October 2010 2:35

ooouch....

rayh17 0

Monday 25 October 2010 2:36

That's somethin my ex husband wud do!!!!

Brendita 0

Monday 25 October 2010 2:41

Awww how cute! Lmao how old is he?

Brendita 0

Monday 25 October 2010 2:41

Awww how cute! Lmao how old is he?

spatz447 3

Monday 25 October 2010 2:41

*palm to face*

LuisTo 0

Monday 25 October 2010 3:06

what a FAIL

spyduhmahn 0

Monday 25 October 2010 3:10

what is he? 14 years old?

iTVrobot 0

Monday 25 October 2010 3:40

So, maybe he wanted to show you off.

sparta98 4

Monday 25 October 2010 3:47

#67-angels21 In India there may be a custom in place regarding to parents involvement in dating, but in America the couple will usually be alone with each other. Parents insisting on presiding over a date are generally seen as weird or, at worst, overprotective. Are you from India?

sparta98 4

Monday 25 October 2010 3:51

India is a little different from the US or Europe. It's usually considered weird for parents to follow their kids on dates. Are you from India?

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