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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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Same thing different taste

By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By shelteredchild - 20/03/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said ok, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML

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By shininghayley - 15/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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Weird movie choice

By Anonymous - 09/05/2021 00:01

Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML

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TheThrasher_fml 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 23:55

Sounds like a keeper!

Juneyah1017 9

Monday 25 October 2010 0:24

did he sit on her lap too?

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pariangel 0

Monday 25 October 2010 3:54

hahah Epic love story

vbmg152 18

Monday 25 October 2010 3:55

Awesome!!!

Countryboy42 3

Monday 25 October 2010 4:15

Haha is his mom gunna be in bed when all have sex too

WhipMyHair 0

Monday 25 October 2010 5:20

Fyl...you must be young, but still who brings their mom?

gdrumz 0

Monday 25 October 2010 5:27

woooooow, that's adorable! ;P definitely not boyfriend material, grow up man!

fmlsoobad 0

Monday 25 October 2010 5:28

today my son made me go to a movie date with him and his girlfriend FML

kekeshayeshaye 4

Monday 25 October 2010 6:12

you're the parent. your kids shouldn't control you.

im_bored_tired 12

Friday 8 July 2011 11:39

dejavu. I am watching family guy right now.

SadinSherman 16

Monday 25 October 2010 6:35

At least you know that he is a momma's boy before it is too late

lilybugie 0

Monday 25 October 2010 6:44

leme guess then people with cameras and your bestfriend popped out and said you were just on disaster date??

duboss_fml 0

Monday 25 October 2010 7:09

I would say just keep dating him you never know he could be the one

daminantion 14

Monday 25 October 2010 7:15

you're 11 yes old, I don't think you wouldve got in to see the movie without her..

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Today, I finally received counselling for my horrible and irrational fear of abandonment. After sitting in the waiting room for two hours, I got a phone call from my therapist. She'd forgotten I was there and gone for lunch. FML

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Weird movie choice

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