By luvs2spooge89 - 01/05/2013 14:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
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leogirl95 12

You just don't say that to people.

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lollypop30001 19

You did that to your self.

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Lycoris_fml 13

YDI. Nobody likes annoying, arrogant runners that think they're better than everyone else and are too full of themselves to realize that everyone thinks they're giant douches.

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SirTalkaton 22

See ya next fall.

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perdix 29

I wish the dog stopped to pee on you.

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gators1995 30

Lol, thats to much.

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McNikk 15

Next time, don't be so rude to strangers. I hope you ankle is okay though.

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TheGewt 7

This is why I don't run around mud. Or run at all.

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perdix 29

#22, here is our winner!!! "Poetic Justice" is the right term for what happened here. Karma is a Hindu concept that takes lifetimes to play out, and does not apply to this case. Just Desserts and Come-uppance would have also been winners, too.

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Zeishah 26

and it came a full circle, hopefully youre wiser now.

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noelasis94 18

It was love at first sight, now the question is for who?

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