Toxic

By makeupsex - 14/02/2012 11:25 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17

Not gonna be your boyfriend for much longer, I hope

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dmblonde 13

That's when you break up with him so he won't get anymore makeup sex from you.

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MeLuvBewbs 7

Try again this year. He won't forget!

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MineIsBigger 5

he only told you that to upset you so yall will have more makeup sex...BRILLIANT!

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Idonebeenhad 17

Not gonna be your boyfriend for much longer, I hope

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markrs 0

What goes around comes back around. And I'm sure he's gonna turn out to be the best thing you never had. It'll suck to be him. =.=

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namasteyourface 2

yeah who knows what other kind of games he'll play

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Shafreeka 8

He's an asshole. Selfish, too.

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nava1210 12

You really can't blame him, make up sex is amazing....

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FortuneCookie3 1

Honosty is important.

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dmblonde 13

*Honesty* is important.

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The_Troller 14

Spelling is also important.

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dmblonde 13

That's when you break up with him so he won't get anymore makeup sex from you.

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SoSickWithIt 14

And then they can have make up sex from breaking up and getting back together? :P

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nava1210 12

Or they can have "break up sex" and then friends with benefits sex..

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docscientist 9

Really? Because the fml makes it sound like the boyfriend put up with a lot of crap over the year.

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ragingdepression 4

new years resolution dump him and let karma kick in. fyl

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JMichael 25

Well ain't that the shit

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perdix 29

Then, put some more effort into your everyday, ordinary sex, so make-up sex is not that much better.

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MeLuvBewbs 7

Everyday sex is important too.

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Shafreeka 8

I myself was wondering why their everyday sex sucked that much...?

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SoSickWithIt 14

^ You kinda' look like you want to eat that baby.

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greg84_fml 21

Well at least he thinks your great in bed.

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Shafreeka 8

24- I mean, if she's as sweet as me (and she wasn't my daughter), I might have considered it, but I really think that she is much more fun to have around and play with that to eat (I guess). Haha. Also, I'm trying to watch my weight, (LOL) as I've lost 110lbs in the last year, and am not going to eat a (now) 35 pound child. It'd ruin my progress. Haha

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incognito1520 20

make up sex is only good if it happens rarely

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