Miscellaneous: Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman...

By luvs2spooge89 - 01/05/2013 14:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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By Monkey253100 - 03/06/2012 14:47 - France

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was feeling motivated to improve my unhealthy miserable life and went for a jog. Halfway through, I tripped on my own shoelace and scared a couple walking their dog. According to my wife, it's already been gossiped about in our neighborhood. FML

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Good cause, bad knees

By Anonymous - 15/10/2023 22:00

Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML

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By SeeTony - 19/11/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML

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A little stiff and rusty

By Footloose - 11/09/2023 14:30

Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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Smooth gym bro

By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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leogirl95 12

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:04

You just don't say that to people.

Cbizzlez 10

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:05

Instant karma right there

Comments

Kuhu1993 21

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:46

Karma is a bitch, isn't it?

AshaaFerreira 22

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:56

Did you not get the memo? Kara is the bitch

MuseFan1991 14

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:55

why would you say that to a stranger? if someone told me to 'keep up' when i was walking id give them the finger. but then again i'm english and it's an unwritten law to not talk to other people

Mifflicious 18

Wednesday 1 May 2013 20:29

I'd probably shout something insulting back to you. I can't run much, especially not on hard streets because of my knees and ankles. So I'd get pretty annoyed, even if it's just a joke since I'd LIKE to "keep up", but I simply can't. This comment wasn't meant to be a reply to you, sorry about that D8

MuseFan1991 14

Wednesday 1 May 2013 22:32

apology not accepted. proceed to the flogging block.

Mifflicious 18

Wednesday 1 May 2013 23:03

Aw, damn!

wannabesinger 16

Wednesday 1 May 2013 20:14

You know what, maybe that woman doesn't like to run! I personally prefer fast walks to running, but I'm moving and that's all you should care about. Who are you to discourage someone from their form of exercise? They aren't sitting on their ass getting fat, they're moving. People like you are the reason some are afraid to exercise.