Miscellaneous: Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman...

By luvs2spooge89 - 01/05/2013 14:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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By Monkey253100 - 03/06/2012 14:47 - France

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

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Good cause, bad knees

By Anonymous - 15/10/2023 22:00

Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML

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By SeeTony - 19/11/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML

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A little stiff and rusty

By Footloose - 11/09/2023 14:30

Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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Smooth gym bro

By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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Take the L

By slowrunner - 22/04/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML

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leogirl95 12

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:04

You just don't say that to people.

Cbizzlez 10

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:05

Instant karma right there

Comments

profoundkisses 18

Thursday 2 May 2013 10:06

Oh snap OP

desertlovebird 11

Thursday 2 May 2013 11:33

Karma has a way of biting people on their " ankles"..

Omniprism 14

Thursday 2 May 2013 17:34

I would have at least stopped to check on you but said that's what you get for egging random strangers on.

thekidracb 7

Thursday 2 May 2013 19:00

hilarity ensues, what a dick move

captainObviously 15

Thursday 2 May 2013 21:56

Haha you deserve it with a name like luv 2 spoolge 89.

JIMI2000 6

Friday 3 May 2013 5:03

It makes sense ur a 'murican

lovesummers 8

Friday 3 May 2013 21:36

An that reason is why you become fat.

Wealthyparrot 9

Saturday 4 May 2013 0:44

I don't see why people find that insulting, if you didn't know you needed to exercise significantly more, and weren't doing so because you didn't have the self discipline, in wouldn't bother you. So either everyone on this site is morbidly obese, or is a total ass.

sulitak 27

Sunday 5 May 2013 11:46

another version of this: you've just been told by a doctor that if you continue high impact exercise you can literally ruin your joints. Though its insulting no matter what. if someone is "fat" and getting out there and exercising the last thing they need is some prick telling them to go faster. They're exercising and trying to change so lay the **** off and let them do their thing.

Wealthyparrot 9

Friday 10 May 2013 3:25

There's a difference between "com'on keep up" as a joke and "what's wrong fatty, can't keep up?" I was obese once, and I'm not anymore, I know the difference well.